Mortionary

What am I saying? Come here for definitions. I didn’t make most of these up, but i use them, so you might want to know them.

MMO = MMORPG = Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game = thousands and thousands of nerds on the same server pretending to be something they are not.

FPS = Frames per second or First Person Shooter.  Context sensitive I guess.  If I am talking about a game running poorly or greatly FPS = frames per second.   The more frames the smoother it looks.  But, then again, FPS usually means First Person Shooter, which is any type of game where you look out the characters eyes an is generally too restrictive a view.  But I’ll get into that later.

IRL = In Real Life

OMG = Oh My God

Emo = In short it means emotional. The actual definition is much deeper. I’ll try to explain really quickly. Back in the 80s there was an underground music movement that grew off of “hardcore” music (which was an extension of European and west coast punk rock mixed with metal) that brought more emotion into the music other than anger. Since then it has been bastardized into the bullshit you are hearing from Fall Out Boy and the such. Modern emo has nothing to do with it’s roots, and is commonly made fun of. Am I sensitive about this subject? Eff yeah i am, because I’m emo. Old skooooooooolllll.

HMB = Hey Monkey Brain = Heymonkeybrain.com = Wonderful website that is my muse.

Lens/lenses = It’s a term Squidoo and HMB use for the webpages you create on their site. Why don’t they just call them pages? I dunno, why are you asking me that?!?!

lolwut? = laugh out loud, what?

L2google (L2anyword) = Learn to use google/ whatever word.

Barkumincation = When lassie barks at humans and they know what he is saying.

Brilliant = Something Im really excited about but it may not actually be brilliant, you know the way that brilliant things are supposed to be brilliant.

Alot = A lot, I hate the way A lot looks. I’m thinking about reverting back to how it is supposed to be done.

internet = Internet. I hate capitalizing internet, it makes it too important or something.

famousmortimer = My online moniker since 1994. Taken from the short lived HBO sketch comedy show named “Mr. Show.”

Internets = Dubya is awesome.

WTF = What the fuck?

2 girls 1 cup = You don’t want to know.